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Five Reasons to Hate LSU

In case you need any extra help getting fired up, we’ll be providing a handy pre-game cheat sheet detailing why you should hate each one of the Razorbacks’ opponents this fall. Some weeks will be easier than others…

1. They Screwed Up Our 2006 Mojo. Things were going swimmingly for the Razorbacks as they headed into last year’s Thanksgiving weekend match-up against LSU in Little Rock: Arkansas had won 10 games in a row, was ranked No. 5 in the country, had already claimed the outright SEC West title and was even in the national championship picture. But JaMarcus Russell passed for 210 yards and two touchdowns, and the No. 9 Tigers walked out of War Memorial Stadium with a wild 31-26 victory despite 182 rushing yards from Darren McFadden and 137 from Felix Jones. Poor Casey Dick completed only three of 17 passes for 29 yards. This heartbreaking and very winnable game kicked off a stretch of three similar Hog losses that closed out what had been a magical season.

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2. LSU Fans Make Hating Easy. Yes, we have to say we admire the fact that, after a 1988 upset of Auburn, the LSU home crowd’s reaction was so mighty that it registered on a nearby seismograph. And our arms could be twisted into partaking of the famous Saturday afternoon Death Valley tailgating extravaganza. Still … anybody who has attended an LSU game can testify to the sheer, unrelenting and often frightening obnoxiousness of Tiger fans. Perhaps the "batshit crazy" tag is better applied to the fans of this SEC West team.

3. They’re Lucky. Make no mistake: We recognize LSU is good, occasionally even scary good. But, the Tigers have also led something of a charmed life this season. Against the Gators, LSU converted five fourth downs, one of which was a fourth-and-1 inside the Florida 10 with about 2 minutes remaining in the fourth quarter – when a field goal would have tied the game. Against Auburn, the Tigers won on a last-second 22-yard TD pass to Demetrius Byrd. Had the pass been batted away, LSU likely wouldn’t have had the opportunity to kick a potential game-winning field goal. Maybe we’re just jealous – but, still, it drives us nuts.

Boot

4. They Have Our Number. Ever since the 2002 "Miracle on Markham St." (which, to be honest, was more miraculous than it was a decisive win...it sure was great, though) the Tigers have completely owned the Hogs. Frankly, it's hard for us to be a consistent threat to win the SEC West when these guys are standing in the way every year. Dammit, we want that silly Boot back!

5. Their Coaching Drama Is Stealing the Spotlight from Our Coaching Drama. Just when we were settling into the twisted madness that is the Houston Nutt Saga, along comes the Is Les Miles Going To Michigan Saga. All year long we've rested easy at night knowing that, if nothing else, the Hogs surely best all comers in the category of wacky, soap opera-esque craziness surrounding the program. Now, as Miles' hypothetical career moves begin to overshadow the Tigers' very real quest for the national championship, we don't even own this category anymore. Is nothing sacred??

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Thanks, you flatter us.

by artiger on Nov 21, 2007 11:37 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Great post. The Hogs scare us EVERYTIME. And McFaddy is the truth, but Casey Dick needs to play like he means it if yall are to have a chance. Here’s to a good game.

by lalover on Nov 21, 2007 12:14 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

hell ya!

by bubba on Nov 21, 2007 1:46 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

LSU IS THE BEST!!! DONT BE HATIN! SEE YALL DOWN IN DEATH VALLEY FRIDAY!!! COME PREPARED!!! WE GONNA GIVE YALL A BIG UPSET!!! GOOOOD LUCK!

by sara on Nov 21, 2007 2:29 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Arkansas will KILL LSU! book it my fellow tiger friends!! Ya’lls BCS title dreams will be shattered by Mr. Jones and Mr. Mcfadden each running 300+ on LSU’s sloppy and crappy defense!! Better hope Dorsey is on his A game cause if not it will be a long night in Baton Rouge for all tiger fans!!

by are-kan-sas on Nov 21, 2007 2:44 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

1. You’re welcome. But victimhood does not become you.
2. BatShit Crazy sounds about right. Thank You.
3. Luck is the intersection of preperation and opportunity. Oh, and four seconds (three at the outside) is enough time to kick a field goal. Review it on YouTube if you must.
4. We like the competition for the boot as well. Interesting tidbit – evidently the boot weighs more than Trindon Holliday, who you will know more about after Friday afternoon, more than likely.
5. Wish I could help you with that one.

by Crunch on Nov 21, 2007 5:13 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

gosh Sara, way to use up all the exclamation points on the internet.

by CharlieHog on Nov 21, 2007 9:06 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

And Crunch, we know all about Trindon Holliday already, he scored a TD on us last year.

by CharlieHog on Nov 21, 2007 9:08 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Wow, those are the worst reasons i have ever seen.
1. – they screwed up our 2006 mojo – If you lose your spirt and “mojo” over a loss then thats sad. its the past get over it and move on and become a better team.
2. – lsu fans make hating easy – THEY’RE BEING FANS! if you criticizing them for something that they love then i should criticize you because of what you love. They’re being spirited and doing what fans do.
3 – They’re lucky – Or maybe we’re good. ever thought of that? they have talent, they train and work hard they dont sit around and leave all their plays into the hands of lady luck –
4 – They have our number – hate to break it to you but maybe we keep beating yall because we’re better. they’re work hard and they earn their spot.
and 5 -Their Coaching Drama Is Stealing the Spotlight from Our Coaching Drama – cant beleive thats a reason.

seems like you couldnt really come up with 5 good ones i must say.

by Katy on Sep 7, 2008 9:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Katy, I think you lost your sense of humor somewhere. Look around…maybe it fell on the floor or something.

If you want, here’s one reason for LSU to hate Arkansas:
UA – 50
LSU – 48

Thanks for the timely comment!

-John

by Razorback Expats on Sep 8, 2008 1:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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