Why you're in Fayetteville.

Bobby Petrino named his younger brother Paul as his offensive coordinator today. Visit Rainer Sabin's Slophouse blog and ArkansasSports360.com for all the details.

And, you check out the official (and seemingly endless) press release on the hiring by visiting Hogwired.com.

Sources tell us that Bobby threatened to lock his brother in Paul's closet if Paul didn't agree to join the Razorback staff.