Felix Jones sure didn't waste any time in making a good impression: On his very first NFL carry, he scored an 11-yard touchdown. Mr. Jones finished the Cowboys' victory over Cleveland with 62 yards on nine carries; his longest run of the day was 22 yards. And oh yeah - he also returned a kick for 20 yards.

Our small army of lawyers is working to build a case that Felix actually has some NCAA eligibility left and should be allowed to play Saturday against Texas. Needless to say, that's proving to be quite a challenge.