If any of you are planning to head to Tuscaloosa for the game this weekend, we strongly recommend making the most of your trip by engaging with the locals. Think of it as an opportunity for a culturally enriching experience.

These locals are largely good-natured, harmless folk, but be forewarned: they can become aggressive, or even violent, when provoked with negative comments about Bear Bryant. Below are a couple of visual references to help you identify this unique species (the one after the jump is particularly enlightening):