Reasons to Hate: Missouri State
This season we're resurrecting an old feature charmingly called Reasons to Hate. As a public service to you, the Hog fan, we'll be providing a handy pre-game cheat sheet detailing why you should hate each one of the Razorbacks' opponents this fall. Some weeks will be easier than others...
1. We Hate Christmas. MSU offensive guard David Arkin was recently quoted as saying, "To us, this is pretty much like Christmas. You get a chance to play in front of that many people, it's really exciting, no matter the outcome. And you do have a chance to do something really special, if you win." While that's a perfectly legitimate sentiment, we'd like to see the Hogs play the Grinch role in this game.
2. Remember Last Year. Although the 2009 Hogs are unquestionably better than the 2008 edition, let's not forget the way last season opened: with two impossibly narrow last-second victories over the only cupcakes on the schedule. If a memory of the Razorbacks limping their way to a 28-24 comeback victory over Western Illinois isn't enough to get you at least a little fired up, then we'll really start to question our Knute Rocknesque motivational skills.
3. Fear of Major Embarrassment. Missouri State is 1-22 against Divsion I (excuse us, FBS) teams, including two past losses to Arkansas State. Being the 2nd victory on that list would be all kinds of bad.
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A personal reason
A professor at Missouri State that I met on match.com just upped and stopped returning my emails without a word why. I thought we were hitting it off well. Arrrrrrrrr! So a match.com dumping gives me a personal hatred for Missouri State. haha. Avenge me, Hogs! : )
Wish I'd known about that before writing that post...
…but it’s a very worthy #4.
4. Revenge for Kevin. Missouri State professors, and probably students as well, are known to be cold heartbreakers when dealing with Hog fans. This injustice cannot stand.
Maybe it was a dude
First time I shot her, shot her in the side.
Hard to watch her suffer, but with the second shot she died...
Former Directional School
I’m always suspicious of any former directional school, such as Southwest Missouri State University, trying to put lipstick on a pig and somehow be more respectable by rebranding itself. Since, you know, Missouri State sounds so much better.
by Double D Down Under on Sep 4, 2009 5:32 PM CDT reply actions

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