In anticipation of tomorrow's battle against Auburn, we asked Rasputin, our staff soothsayer and a seemingly ageless Russian immigrant, to offer his prediction for the game. Rasputin - who was the official White House palm reader for Dwight and Mamie Eisenhower during Ike's first term - has been a rabid Razorbacks football fan since the program's debut in 1894.
His forecast is after the jump:
"As I gaze into my crystal ball, the future is in a cloud
I see both Tigers and War Eagles in a stadium quite loud.
The coaches are scheming and the offense is shootin'
And the defense performs valiantly against a giant named Newton.
But alas! I envision much initial glory followed by an ending of great pain
A last-minute score gives our enemies a lead we will not regain.
The pig-emblazoned warriors of Arkansas - 27
The generically-named warriors of Auburn - 30."
It brings us no pleasure to relay that prediction, and Rasputin isn't too happy about it either. What do you think?
Who will win tomorrow's game?
Arkansas (167 votes)
Auburn (237 votes)
404 total votes