I feel a little dizzy.

I'm not quite sure what happened, but I think I just saw Ryan Mallett get knocked out, Tyler Wilson play absolutely heroically in relief, at least two horrible calls or non-calls that led to Auburn TDs and Cameron Newton rush for approximately 8,000 yards and score about 15 touchdowns. Nah, all that's too preposterous to believe.

Can someone tell me what really happened? Because both my computer and TV are showing me something that resembles the score of an Eddie Sutton-era basketball game, and I know that's not possible, right? Right??