Breaking: Ryan Mallet's Doppelganger Found
We interrupt this discussion of the basketball team's sudden and unexpected mini-resurgence with the breaking news that, after literally 1000s of hours of late night research by our tireless interns, Ryan Mallett's doppelganger has been found.
That's right...it turns out that Mallett's separated-at-birth twin is none other than the country guitar-picker Jerry Reed. It makes sense the more you think about it: if Mallett were a musician, he'd likely have Reed's awesomely cocky swagger (just watch this video), and if Reed were a QB he'd undoubtedly sling the ball downfield rather than look for the safe outlet pass.
Now that this important matter has been resolved, we return you to your regularly scheduled basketball season in progress.
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Good Call
East bound and down, loaded up and truckin’,
we’re gonna do what they say can’t be done.
We’ve got a long way to go and a short time to get there.
I’m east bound, just watch ol’ “Bandit” run.
by Double D Down Under on Feb 10, 2010 3:55 PM CST reply actions
This is brilliant research.
So what shall we call him? the Arkansas Cannonball?
by Clarksville Hog on Feb 10, 2010 4:06 PM CST reply actions
It's about time!
I’ve been expecting this post for as long as I can remember.

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