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Ryan Mallet's appearance yesterday on ESPN2's "First Take" brought about the revelation that he likes to shower a lot, like somewhere in the ballpark of five times a day.

Dear god, Ryan - have you no consideration for the protective oils that your skin produces naturally? And if you don't care about them, then think about Mother Earth. She's one overextended broad these days.

over 1 year ago 8534_1229713378957_1112773068_722332_4113189_n_tiny Stephen Expat 4 comments 0 recs  | 

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Hope Ryan has a good shower filter to protect him from the chemicals that they treat the water with.

by RAZORED on Sep 1, 2010 6:18 PM CDT reply actions  

As long as he doesn’t use Axe body wash, I’m fine with all the showers.

"It ain't over till it's over." - Yogi Berra

by KSJ49 on Sep 2, 2010 12:20 AM CDT reply actions  

Classic,

but for some weird reason I get the sense that he does.

by trip andrews on Sep 2, 2010 8:52 AM CDT reply actions  

I wonder

If he is singing in the shower, “I am washing those incompletions right out of my hair!”

by KevinHog on Sep 2, 2010 8:57 AM CDT reply actions  

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