The folks at What If Sports have simulated the Arkansas-Alabama matchup 101 times and, I'm sorry to report, it seems that the Tide wins nearly 80% of them (by an average score of 37-30).

In the simulation, Ryan Mallet does rack up 342 yards on 24-36 passing, but it's not enough to offset Mark Ingram and his 5.1 yards per carry. (Here's the box score if you really must know more.)

So, sorry to break it to you this way, but at least you won't waste your Saturday afternoon watching the game. And whatever you do, don't pay $100s for scalped tickets.