In anticipation of tomorrow's battle against Ole Miss, we asked Rasputin, our staff soothsayer and a seemingly ageless Russian immigrant, to offer his prediction for the game. After spending hours upon hours chanting, fasting and praying, Rasputin - who spent the bye week cavorting with old flame Barbara Walters on nude beaches in the south of France - offered the following prognostication:
"With autumn's crisp grip upon us at last,
The Hogs are visited by a figure from the past.
He gave us some good times, we all have to say,
But his era unraveled in a most messy way.
And now his "new" job seems to be drawing to a close,
With his recruits onboard, the bloom is off his rose.
But famed for the upset, Sir Nutt doth be,
A defeat of the Hogs tomorrow - is that what we'll see?
Fear not, my friends: with the Hogs, the Rebels can't cope,
on this day at least, they won't hang on to the rope!
The mighty warriors of Arkansas - 45,
the mighty warriors of Mississippi - 14."
Well, that's enough from Rasputin. Let's hear from you. Vote in the poll, and pipe up in the comments thread.
Who will win tomorrow's game?
Ole Miss (7 votes)
Arkansas (141 votes)
148 total votes