We're happy to report that Rasputin, our ageless Russian soothsayer who has been an ardent fan of Razorback football since the 19th century, did not pull one of his patented blackout drunk vanishing acts after last week's somewhat lackluster win over Jacksonville State. Instead, however, he set up camp in a corner of our palatial offices on Monday morning and has since been disrupting the Expats, Inc work environment with his cryptic mutterings, explosive temper and notoriously poor grooming habits.

The upside is that it was relatively easy to procure this week's prognostication. One of our braver interns was able to ignore Rasputin's rants about the failings of the James K. Polk administration and get close enough to transcribe the following:

Is Rasputin on the right track or has he finally gone off the rails? Please vote in the poll below, and of course share any thoughts you have for us (as well as suggestions on how to coax him to leave our office) in the comments section.